Not Your Average Super Hero  

Posted by Jay Chua

Well, I would like to put some sense of reality into the Marvel hero, The Incredible Hulk. Do you realise that the Hulk's pants never seems to rip off when Bruce Banner gets angry and turn into the Hulk? Is that pants expandable to extreme measures? When Hulk turns back to Bruce, why did the pants shrink again??? Well its seems weird right? What is it? A super elastic shape shifter pants? Ahaha, that is just one funny reality we miss out on the Hulk. There is a lot more indeed...

They say that Bruce Banner went into extreme measures of gamma radiation and he survived it, with the gamma rays fully modified his genes. He could only be the Hulk when he is angry? How "cool" can that be? Well, there don't seem to be any side effects on Bruce? No gene abnormality? NO damages done to the body or genes? He just turns all green and WRAGH!!! HULK SMASH!!! YOU DON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY.... Lame....Its pure greenery lover fantasy... xD

ARGH!!! I'M READY TO SMASH THINGS UP!!!

Another stark reality in this "hero" story is that the military really have so much free time to just hunt for a green monster? Some guy who got injected with gamma cells since he is a boy? Why did he not turn into the Hulk when he was a boy? I'm sure the gamma cells had started to react. .. Hulk is a big destroyer.. NOT a hero. Nobody sues Bruce Banner for property destruction? Oh well, the US army hunts him down just because the gamma product belonged to the military and Bruce's body belongs to them as well??? Oh come on... How can Hulk even be called a hero?
(PS:Hulk is just a green pissed off guy smashing things up with his favourite quote "HULK SMASH!!!")

The whole story makes no sense in reality. Hulk is indeed not my average super hero...

There you go nuffnang. =)

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